Uwe Boll Says “F*** You” to Everyone; Quits Hollywood

June 8, 2015 by

Hey, this guy still exists.

Ding dong, the witch is dead!

Thanks to a complete lack of support for Uwe Boll’s “important” third entry in the Rampage series, the infamous director has apparently decided to call it quits with crowdfunding and Hollywood as well. In other news, there were two movies called Rampage, I guess.

Haha, seriously, what is this shit?
Haha, seriously, what is this shit?

Uwe Boll became famous for taking some of our favorite games and turning them into some of the worst movies of all time (and holy shit, he made a movie about Auschwitz). After taking numerous nutty dumps all over your favorite franchises, Mr. Boll then went on to make his own movies, including the aforementioned Rampage.

Bon voyage, Mr. Boll. Hopefully your golf game better than your film game.

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