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Funk of Titans Review – Taking the “Fun” Out of “Funk” (and Everything Else)

January 5, 2015 by

Funk of Titans in definitely the least fun you could have this year with an expensive new console!

Developer: A Crowd of Monsters
Publisher: A Crowd of Monsters
Review Platform: Xbox One
Review Copy Provided ByA Crowd of Monsters
Release Date: January 9, 2015

There are two mindsets when discussing indie games. There’s the “indie games are worse than AAA games” (otherwise known as “wrong”) and “indie games are just as, or perhaps more, worthy of our time and attention as AAA games.” That tends to lead to some discussion about how most innovation happening anymore is coming from independently run studios, but sometimes a game like Funk of the Titans comes out and we’re shown that even the little guys can make terrible games, too.

Funk of the Titans makes the bold attempt (note the sarcasm) of combining ancient Greek mythology with 1970’s black culture stereotypes, all with the intent of making you laugh. Might a youngster get a giggle or two out of the main character’s Afro? Or the fact that when he gets injured he loses his clothing? Perhaps, but when your comedy can only manage to squeeze a light chortle from an 11-year-old, it becomes readily apparent for any adult in the room that you’re grasping at straws. It’s like all of the comedy in Funk of the Titans might have killed in 1999 (to an 11-year-old), with jokes making fun of the 70’s, Madonna, and The Matrix, but in 2015, it feels old and pathetic.

Oh hey, a big jukebox. So hilarious.
Oh hey, a big jukebox. So hilarious.

And it should come as no surprise that the gameplay is not only lacking any ounce of originality or fun, but downright offensive in what it expects me to accept as enjoyable. The majority of Funk of the Titans plays like an endless runner. Your character never stops running, nor do you have any control in which direction he runs, but can jump over items, smash bad guys and vases with whatever weapon you equip him with, and wall-jump in order to collect 100 vinyls (the game’s equivalent to coins) per level. All levels have a collectible Pegasus (but it’s a hobby horse because HAHAHA) which opens a bonus level, allowing you to collect more vinyls. Also, there are boss battles, which are somewhere between quick-time events and rhythm-based mini-games, but Funk of the Titans manages to somehow even screw those up by requiring no skill and little punishment for failure.

That’s Funk of the Titans biggest issue. It requires very little skill – just enough so that you can master it after just 2 or 3 levels – and almost never makes you feel bad about failing, other than forcing you to replay the same level over and over until you complete it. It’s the kind of game that would have been free on mobile devices and no one would have played it, but now it’s using superior hardware with a better input device and still using the same basic gameplay principles. Funk of the Titans isn’t broken – it plays just like it’s intended to – and that’s the best praise I can give it.

Review Overview

1/5

Funk of Titans is undoubtedly one of the Xbox One's worst games. It's unfunny comedy does nothing to make it's boring and uninspired gameplay more bearable.

About Tyler Nope

Tyler lives in the Portland, OR area with his wife and cat. He loves pizza, comic books, and video games.
  • XanderZane41

    I watched the trailer, saw that it was a boring easy game to play and complete and forgot about it. You can see this game is bad without even touching the controller. They wanted like $20 for this game on XB1. I just laughed. I see this game being part of GWG in the very near future. I can’t see anyone buying this crap.